allmonds: If u dont add tags when u reblog my selfie how am i supposed to know how u feel about me
sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
holy shit guys im talking to the racing teacher today FDHGFGDGDF
prince-of-pastries: tmi tuesday??????? tmi asks top 5’s rate kinks reverse tmi ?? ?
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
staystrong-getfit: daytodance: buttrelated-url: I will wear what I want. I will get tattoos if I want. I will wear makeup if I want. I will dye my hair if I want. I will pierce whatever I want. I will shave what I want. I will lose weight if I want. I will gain weight if I want. I will have sex if I want. Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. ...
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
baboushkat: requirements 2 be my boyfriend are do not be a boy because girls are hotter
snckpck: STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull...– Virginia Woolf, from Selected Essays (via thesecretsits)
fromonesurvivortoanother: people who base their morality on laws and dictionary definitions are incredibly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
cas-get-into-my-ass: meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage. did you mean the whole friendship
nanopenis: swiggity swag ur a dick rag
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
empresspinto: butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing why would anyone disagree
claydols: u mad bro? u mad? u need someone to talk to bro? u need alone time? im here for u buddy
cameronclarke: jessikarp: cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.” We basically need mental health safe...